Thursday, September 01, 2005
7 Things MEME!
7 Things Meme
I got this over at Scotty's and thought I'd give it a try. I don't know what I'll come up with about him but we'll see...Enjoy!
7 things you probably don't know about SCOTTY!
1. He is a sophisticated and sensual lover. Any of you gay men out there that haven't had him really should. I'm a straight white woman and I dream about him every night!
2. His idol is George Michael. He kinda has that look going on, although he's cuter than Georgie Boy ever could be. He secretly sings all Geaorges old songs in the shower.
3. He is a loving and devoted dad...ok, you already know this, but I take my hat off in praise to him for this. He keeps life real for them.
4. He wants to become a professional model in all those Gay Mags out there...and he'd be great at it. Just look at those eyes at his blog site. Makes even us straight women swoon over him. He'd be a giant hit!
5. Scotty is extremely devoted to his better half, but still enjoys a good romp with the hottie sitting at the bar making googoo eyes at him.
6. His goal in life is to have 100 more men in the six months. Practice makes perfect and he is almost perfect in every way.
7. And Scotty spends too much time with x-boxes and ps2's. I know this is easy to do with kids in the house. Gay Sim's for the x-box...hmmm...interesting.
7 things I have never done and may never do
1. Had plastic surgery of any kind. Of course I could use some but I'd rather be just who I am.
2. Flown in a plane. It scares the shit out of me...If I can't walk or drive there then I have no desire to go. I'm not a thrill seeker.
3. I've never desired a gay man. Well, up until now that is. I hope this doesn't offend him (I bet he knows who he is). And I know it would never happen for me and him.
4. Sucked a mans toes to try and turn him on. People, this is just gross and I've seen it happen in Porn movies and it's disgusting.
5. Met a movie or music star in person...but would love to shake the ahnd and have a conversation with Stevie Nicks.
6. Never had to diet. I am blessed to be naturally thin...although I am developing the ass of all my Aunt's and that scares me a little.
7. Taken dance lessons...and this is sad because dancing is a passion of mine and I've always wanted to take lessons...ballroom ones...Hey Scotty, move to Maine and take lessons with me. We'd be great!
7 things I did not do this weekend
1. Have Sex with my husband. Shit list a mile long here!
2. Exercise in any way.
3. Bond with my baby girl. She is pulling away from me more every day. I know you all can relate.
4. feel good about myself...it's just been one of those times where nothing makes me happy.
5. Tell my husband I loved him...maybe I should have and the weekend would have turned out better.
6. sit down and have a heart to heart with my mother, which is long overdue.
7. Spend even one penny on myself. I think a shopping spree is in the near future though.
7 times I have almost died or was seriously injured
1. When I had the flu about ten years ago. I was sick for over two months...couldn't even bathe or take a piss without my hubby carrying me to the bathroom. 82 pounds at the end of it and with all the reactions to the meds they were giving me it's a wonder I DIDN'T die.
2. Taking too many drugs in high school. Nothing too potent but enough so I wasn't sure where I was a lot of the time. Stupid on my part and I've sworn them off forever. I'm a way different person now.
3. Car crash with good friend Sue. How we survived it I have no idea. Both had concusions and couldn't turn our heads for two weeks.
4. When Dicky and I were fooling around on his horse and I fell off the other side, ok he dropped me off the other side of the damned thing, and I landed on my head. When you are young and stupid you don't think aobut breaking your neck as anything too serious.
5. When I went to Auburn with my parents and Dad decided to drive down the wrong side of the highway (the divider in the center of the road confused him) with a Big truck coming right for us. Just missed it!. Scared me so bad that a baby popped out the very next day.
6. Jumping from the top of my Aunt's deck into her swimming pool that was about three stories down. Stupid Stupid Kids! I hope my own doesn't do dumb stuff like that.
7. Riding anywhere with Allan. He has got to be the worst and most daring driver out there. I think he should join Joey Chitwoods Thrill Show.
I won't tag anyone with this...It's been way too hard. I thank Scotty for a little fun though.
